Every headline starts with "Florida Woman." OverTyme Simms presents the woman behind them.

In her debut special, Florida Woman explains why baby mama is not her lifestyle, what happened with the stroller she definitely stole (don't ask), and why kids should never be trusted with your phone. She wants McDonald's-level marketing for her shows, keeps a crowbar ready for the zombie apocalypse, and still wants her deposit back after a dog bit her in the face.

Fast, unfiltered and packed with animated scenes, breaking-news bulletins and a boss battle you have to see.

Rated TV-MA: strong language including racial slurs, sexual references and crude humor.

0:00 Cold Open
0:15 Title
0:31 Part One: Baby Mama? No.
3:20 Part Two: The Stroller
6:03 Part Three: McDonald's Marketing
8:20 Part Four: Zombie Prep
11:56 Part Five: Men
14:08 End Card

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