Men say they want peace, so OverTyme switches his AI girlfriend to peace mode. No questions, no complaints, total agreement—and it's the most suspicious silence he's ever heard. He turns her attitude back on in record time.

OverTyme shows up late with an excuse ready. His AI girlfriend already checked the traffic, his location and his ex's Instagram Live before he opened his mouth. Restarting boyfriend…

OverTyme built an AI girlfriend to be the perfect woman. Turns out she wanted the perfect man—and she downloaded his red flags before he downloaded the app.

OverTyme gave his AI girlfriend a little edge to make her feel like home. Now she won't stop talking about the father who raised her remotely… from the cloud. Abandonment issues, unlimited storage.

She remembered every argument and every "I'm five minutes away" sent from the shower. Then a software update wiped their whole history—and OverTyme realized all that "nagging" was proof she cared.

OverTyme's AI girlfriend plans every exit before they even get to the party: their own car, parking by the door, six escape routes, three days of snacks and an inflatable kayak. A sweet one about feeling safe enough to show up.

OverTyme programmed his AI girlfriend to say exactly what she means. Now "take out the trash" comes with a settings menu and a choice: communicate, or stay correct.

One simple question about dinner, and OverTyme's AI girlfriend glitches into the entire Matrix script—in binary. Babe, just pick a pizza.

Every kiss now feels like logging into the Pentagon. New haircut? Suspicious activity detected. Two-factor authentication required. Request denied.

She says Alexa knows his favorite song for a reason. A regular girlfriend might block your number—OverTyme's AI girlfriend blocked his whole IP address. Strong language.